When I say:
1. “I can carry my own bag.”
2. “Don’t objectify me!”
3. “I’ll pay my share.”
4. “I can think for myself!”
5. “I won’t be shackled into a marriage.”

Fox News Thinks I’m saying:
1. “Carry my shit because I can’t do anything right but pretend it’s me dominating over you.”
2. “I’m shallow and all I care about are my looks”
3. “If you don’t pay for me, you’re just as pussy as I am”
4. “You’re a man so you know so much more than I can even imagine.”
5. “Barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen”

What I’m really saying:
1. “I do what I want, how I want, when I want.”
2. “Don’t be an asshole.”
3. “I want to meet you halfway.”
4. “I can think for myself.:
5. “If I find true love, I ain’t gonna let it slip away.”

If you know anything about me, I don’t tolerate stupid crap like this fox news article I just read: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2010/03/26/feminist-demands-wants-ignore/ , courtesy of William. Don’t be stupid people, it’s easy as that.